hey i'm Sara, ask me about soap and i'll talk ur ear off! | Pan | 20 | she/her pronouns | (small nsfw warning lmao) i like to talk to people so dont be afraid to try and befriend me!

some dude on twitter tryna insult me by calling me a “trans dick head” for not liking pewd/iepie

not surprised tbh

heavenlyblade:

me: h

oblivion modding community:

boykisser-extraordinaire:

vontacompton:

tilthat:

TIL that rats in New York City carry numerous diseases, in a sample of 133 rats, scientists discovered 18 different viruses known to infect humans. In fact, scientists even discovered some viruses that were previously unknown to have existed.

via reddit.com

Just wait till they test the New Yorkers

The new yorkers are infecting the rats

incorrect-dbh-quotes:

Carl: Whatcha doing?

Markus: Android rebellion.

Carl: Fuck yeah, stick it to Cyberlife.

astroboyomegafactor:

schizofunny:

Kidz Bop version

ethereal-tit:

schwerdistheword:

squalos-vois:

imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass

I mean
What’s the demon look like

Me @ the demon

MY ETSY SHOP!!!

0ct0pies:

Its finally here! Seen all those posts about my soaps, bath bombs, and bubble bars? Wanted to get your hands on some? 

Well here you go! Bubble Blitz is open for business!

oddbagel:

Me: reblogs cute picture
Me: the government is corrupt and wants nothing more than to kill you
Me: reblogs funny post

socialmediapeasant:

dreamingofbabylon:

socialmediapeasant:

dreamingofbabylon:

scithesuperb:

ativantaliban-deactivated0988:

unclefather:

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

Grilled cheese!!!!

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

Tonight we dine like kings

shitpostinguniverse: