what even is this anymore

necrophilofthefuture:

PSA
This is Curtis Lepore. He’s big on vine, and you’ve probably seen him in a lot of the videos posted on tumblr.
He’s also a rapist.
Another Viner, Jessi Smiles, reported that she was raped by him while she was unconscious.
This February, he took a plea deal, pleading guilty to felony assault, and this dropped his rape charges.
He told everyone that his rape charges were dropped but not that he had pled guilty to anything, attempting to twist the real story.
Jessi is okay with the plea deal and she’s just happy that he is facing some charges.
He continues to post disgusting, misogynistic vines and makes references to Jessi on Twitter.
So please, let’s try to keep this asshole off our dash.

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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ewebean:

shhhhhhh

So… this is the hobbit.

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

twofingerswhiskey:

postllimit:

ladies if anyone ever tries to tell you “ugh u have to shave” stare em dead in the eyes and go “fine. u do it.” and when they look back at you all horrified and go “ew no that’s ur business” just stand there with ur arms crossed until they realize what they just said

i did this to my mother today and she just quietly left the room

anthonygreysky:

Watching the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer like
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kinomatika:

we heard how it went from Cecil’s point of view, but I wanted to get Carlos’ as well.
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kinomatika:

we heard how it went from Cecil’s point of view, but I wanted to get Carlos’ as well.

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kinomatika:


"The Desert seems vast, even endless. And yet, Scientists tell us that somewhere, even now, there is snow.
Welcome to Night Vale.”

Your beloved Narrator, everyone.

kinomatika:

"The Desert seems vast, even endless. And yet, Scientists tell us that somewhere, even now, there is snow.

Welcome to Night Vale.”

Your beloved Narrator, everyone.